Beneath the Surface of Microsoft Surface
Last week, some words came out of my mouth that you don’t hear coming from my mouth too often. They were “I’m really excited about this new Microsoft product!” Strangely, I wasn’t referring to...
View ArticleYour Robot Sucks Less Than Ever
Don’t be fooled by the cuteness. Glowing red eyes are one of the first signs that the uprising has begun. See videos below. Personally, I don’t understand the liberal peaceniks’ big fuss about the...
View ArticleVerizon or AT&T Breaking Your Heart? Why Not Dump the Bitch and Make the Switch?
This parody image borrows from an hilarious book by Cynthia Heimel Years ago, whenever I was having problems with a girlfriend, a dear friend of mine who was gay would cattily say “Why don’t you just...
View ArticlePregnant with an Idea: Swiss Researchers to Give Birth to Roboy in 2013
Dear Lord. Didn’t the folks at the University of Zurich see Artificial Intelligence or the Spanish film EVA? Apparently not, or they wouldn’t have embarked on a nine month journey to give birth to one...
View ArticleA Drone of Your Own: The Booming Personal Drone Market
Just don’t get carried away like this fellow in New Zealand, who was eventually shut down by the government. Remember the good old days, when a US Military drone was something we shot at for target...
View ArticleWho Is This Guy Wolfram Alpha?
That’s an actual search box. Give it a spin. I remember when Google was new. It not only seemed magical in its ability to present me with what I was looking for, it was truly elegant in its...
View ArticleQuick! Call the Uncanny Nanny!
Why is this robot baby pouting? He probably just saw what he looks like for the first time. Why do robot developers insist on creating robots that are every bit as macabre in appearance as the creepy...
View ArticleWill the Last Person Leaving Facebook Please Turn Off the Lights?
If you’re a nobody who wants to meet nobody, SocialNumber may be just what you’re looking for. People have been asking for some time now (myself included) if Facebook is dead. A couple of years ago,...
View ArticleI Have a Deep Dark Secret
If I sold you a lock and key for twenty dollars, and told you that no-one in the world would be able to unlock it except you, would you believe me? Probably not. And that’s the analogy I keep thinking...
View ArticleInterface Design: Get Your Hands Off My Banana
For about a decade until around 2008, I did a lot of work in web development, often focusing more on the UI/UX (user interface/user experience) end of things. Early on, I developed a concept that I...
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